Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Before Wayne went to an LDS Church this past Sunday, I did not try to freak him out by telling him that he would be forced to swim in a pool of snakes to test his faith. I would never do that to the man I love.

I did not wait until almost the last minute to change my class. That would be breaking my New Year's Resolution!!

I did not walk around campus taking random pictures of things I thought were pretty while other students gave me funny looks.

I did not start a blog where I talk about myself in 3rd person. Seriously, only a crazy person would do that.

Not Me! Monday

Thank you for stopping by my little contribution to MckMama's blogging carnival. I hope you enjoy!!



I did not scream at the top of my lungs when I was confronted by a grasshopper. There's no way those ugly little things scare me!



This week, while I was placing glittery slips of paper with words of encouragement inside them around the square for people to read, I did not get excited every time I saw someone walk by one, only to be disappointed when they didn't pick them up. Nope, I had a good attitude about my read me's at didn't get upset that I didn't get to see anyone actually read one.




I did not spend two days painting a piece of pottery at that I wasn't even sure what it was supposed to be used for. I did not later find out that it was supposed to be a "sushi salad plate." Oh, and Wayne wants me to tell you all that he does not love it.




There is no way that I would ever laugh at someone who has the last name like Barfuss that would just be sick. Get it? Barfuss... sick!!! Okay, that was lame, I know. But really, I would never do that. Especially if he was Elder Barfuss. Nope, it's just plain sinful to make fun of a young man on his mission. I'm not that mean.



I would never ever say to Wayne that the reason he wasn't allowed to see me was because I was naked. Especially if I was [unaware that I was] on speakerphone, and especially if Elder Barfuss **giggle** and his missionary companion, Elder Peterson were in the room and heard me say it. That would just be plain embarrassing!



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Not Me! Monday

I do not still have a very messy room, even though I told myself I would clean up last week.

I did not tease my cat last night while she lay on top of my covers by moving my feet underneath her so that she got really aggravated and finally just jumped down and opened my door (yes, she can do that herself) and left my room. She did not return just moments later, and I did not aggravate her again.

While watching Baby Mama, I did not tell Wayne that he would have to eat the placenta after our baby is born. That would just be gross and not very nice.

I did not just write about a placenta on my blog. That would be inappropriate, and just way too graphic.

I have not put off packing for college until tomorrow, the day before I have to leave. That would be breaking my New Year's resolution, which is to get more organized.

I am not going back to college on Tuesday. Oh wait, I am. Ugh!

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Not Me! Monday

MckMama, over at My Charming Kids, came up with the idea to use your blog as a place of confession, completely honesty, and in her words "free therapy." If you haven't yet heard of her ingenious idea of "being brutally honest and living to tell about it," you should definitely check it out here and hop on the Not Me! Monday bandwagon.



I totally have not been wanting to participate in Not Me! Monday, but had kept forgetting until this week. I would never let that happen!

There is no way I began this post on Wednesday of last week, just so that I wouldn't forget yet again. What kind of loser would do that?! Not me!

I did not begin working on a research paper 24 hours before it was due, because I do not procrastinate like that. I did not finish said paper 10 minutes before I needed to leave to turn it in, look down at my cell phone, and then realize I had received a text message from campus safety saying that classes for the night had been canceled. I did not completely forget about the paper right then and there.

I did not sneak a half-full bag of bagels and 4 packets of cream cheese out of my school's dining hall so I would have snacks for later. I would never do such a thing; that would be wrong!

I will not be putting up the Christmas tree ornaments by myself today. That would just be too lonely and depressing.

I most certainly will not be working on making Christmas gifts for everyone in my family until Christmas. That would just be too much work. { But worth it :) }



I hope you enjoyed reading my first edition of Not Me! Monday, and don't forget to check out MckMama's Not Me! Monday post for this week and join in on all the fun!