Not Me! Monday

Thank you for stopping by my little contribution to MckMama's blogging carnival. I hope you enjoy!!



I did not scream at the top of my lungs when I was confronted by a grasshopper. There's no way those ugly little things scare me!



This week, while I was placing glittery slips of paper with words of encouragement inside them around the square for people to read, I did not get excited every time I saw someone walk by one, only to be disappointed when they didn't pick them up. Nope, I had a good attitude about my read me's at didn't get upset that I didn't get to see anyone actually read one.




I did not spend two days painting a piece of pottery at that I wasn't even sure what it was supposed to be used for. I did not later find out that it was supposed to be a "sushi salad plate." Oh, and Wayne wants me to tell you all that he does not love it.




There is no way that I would ever laugh at someone who has the last name like Barfuss that would just be sick. Get it? Barfuss... sick!!! Okay, that was lame, I know. But really, I would never do that. Especially if he was Elder Barfuss. Nope, it's just plain sinful to make fun of a young man on his mission. I'm not that mean.



I would never ever say to Wayne that the reason he wasn't allowed to see me was because I was naked. Especially if I was [unaware that I was] on speakerphone, and especially if Elder Barfuss **giggle** and his missionary companion, Elder Peterson were in the room and heard me say it. That would just be plain embarrassing!



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